Doppelganger candidates

They look alike
They sound alike
I owe a state
I owe a state
That’s where we pick the candidates?

Doppelganger candidates
Look alike
Sound alike
Eat the chicken
Lick the pie
Which do I vote for?
Why even try?

Mormon and Mormon?
Whore man and Whore man
Don’t drink caffeine
Don’t swallow pills
Don’t stop at Utah
Ride bikes to Capital Hill
Salt the Potomac
With white shirts
And a salamander

Doppelganger candidates
Bat them beautiful eyes
Flip that brunette hair
What was she saying?
What was she saying?
Oh hell…who cares…..
Throw tea off a boat or shoot a moose from a copter
I’ll vote for any of you with that sassy swagger

You all look alike
You all sound alike
You are candidate Doppelgangers
Like Mormon salamanders
Speaking for Jesus on American soil
Speaking for America as the economy boils
A moose can drink tea
A bag can stop a moose
Filled with money…on the loose…..


Doppelganger President
Nobody looks like him
On the outside
But he’s everybody
On the inside
He’ll salt his food and drink his tea
He’s everybody for every party

Must be nice to play some rounds
With a leader of the pack that often frowns
Or cries…………..

Doppelganger America
Everybody will be anybody
Look the part
Act the part
Be the part

Until we come apart