When I eat a burger
I want some more
Like Oliver Twist
On a porridge score
I don’t have a beef
With a bitty burger
But please sir
Can I have some more?
Scoop me up some luscious slime
Liquid Lean and quite sublime
Finely textured in a spoon
Can we eat this on the moon?
Yummy Pink Slime
Finely textured in a spoon
Creamy goodness on the moon
Super Pack it
Down my throat
It tastes so good
I wanna choke
On Yummy Pink Slime
Pick it up at your Five and Dime
Climate Change or Socialism?
It tastes so good
A Baptism
Of Yummy Pink Slime
I’ll slurp it up all the time
Give me more
I’ll drink it down
Don’t have to cook
What’s the crime?
We’ll kill you off
One by one
Add ammonia
To hide the stench
Of greed and decadence
Soylent Green tastes good to me
Soylent Pink or
Soylent Green
A little off color if you ask me
At least I knew when I ate Granny
Soylent Green is People
But Soylent Pink is Yummy Yummy
Pink Slime is the New Democracy
Better Eat the Dog
Before It Eats Me
Soylent Pink is Yummy Yummy
Soylent Pink is the New Democracy
