Pundits are the New Religion

Pundits are the new religion

They don’t have a pulpit

But hell let’s just listen

TV is religion.

Go from it….and you might find redemption.





Pundits are the new religion

How do I know?

I’ve listened to them well

I’m a liberal

According to them

I’m going straight to hell

Better shave off my hooves

And take care of the horns



Pundits

Are

The New Religion

Just Listen

Look into the sky

It’s all good

You’ll love it

The people that rule the world

Oh…..do you want to travel

Sit in a lobby…at a hotel?

With a lobbyist?

Oh…that will turn out well



He’ll tell you things about how things work

He can circle jerk under a flowing skirt

He can tell many things about everything

And go to Cape Code….hell….dang…this is the thing.



Pundits are the new religion

I’ll take what you say

I’ll take what you say

I’ll take what you say